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-70%You know You're a Texan If....-Mini Book—
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$1.78The Story
- It was bound to happen. Novelist and Native Texan humor writer Mike Nichols has spilled his guts on just what it takes to call Texas home.
- And he packaged it all in a back pocket-sized book called, You Know You’re a Texan If...
- A sampling: “You have learned the chemistry of Texas summer: Water becomes a gas, creek beds become a solid, and asphalt becomes a liquid.”
- “Your husband’s belt buckle is so big and round that it affects local tides.”
- “Your wife’s hairdo is so big and round that it has smaller hairdos orbiting around it.”
- This wee – 4.25"X5.5" – work of whit is priced low enough – $5.95 – to make a great add-on to a house gift, a stocking stuffer or a birthday present for that relative who moved away or for those recovering Yankees who moved in.
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- It was bound to happen. Novelist and Native Texan humor writer Mike Nichols has spilled his guts on just what it takes to call Texas home.
- And he packaged it all in a back pocket-sized book called, You Know You’re a Texan If...
- A sampling: “You have learned the chemistry of Texas summer: Water becomes a gas, creek beds become a solid, and asphalt becomes a liquid.”
- “Your husband’s belt buckle is so big and round that it affects local tides.”
- “Your wife’s hairdo is so big and round that it has smaller hairdos orbiting around it.”
- This wee – 4.25"X5.5" – work of whit is priced low enough – $5.95 – to make a great add-on to a house gift, a stocking stuffer or a birthday present for that relative who moved away or for those recovering Yankees who moved in.
